I think you’re giving her too much credit. She’s running because she’s a delusional twat hopped up on the military-grade self-delusion that drives anyone who isn’t a self-serving billionaire to vote Republican.

It’s the Daily News, so of course Trump made it up. He has a long history of working with the Daily News to boost its readership and polish his image. He lies, they report on it, they pull in readers, and he looks however he intended to look by crafting the lie. It was how his fame started.

Yeah, they’re the assholes too incompetent, crazy, or racist to hold down jobs at reputable outlets. Even completely ignoring their ideological leanings, Breitbart publishes borderline illiterate shit that would get you canned at any blog not owned by right-wing dickheads with an agenda to push.

This IS the free market, you fucking mouthbreather. People apply economic pressure to companies whose behavior they disagree with using their ability to take their business to the competition. You’re just bitching because you aren’t getting your way.

Told ya.

That’s a good question. I’m pretty sure it’s that you’re a deeply insecure manchild whose ego is unable to forgive me for making fun of that stupid shit you said about Milo Greeklastname becoming a liberal. That is what prompted you to follow me to this completely unrelated thread, after all. It’s also why you won’t…

Is that an inexplicable Outsiders reference or a misplaced slur against furries? Your decision to go from angry swears to nonsensical nicknames is a brave one, but it’s more confusing than anything else. Does this maybe mean you won’t continue stalking me through unrelated threads in a vain attempt to get back…

Still not ignoring grays, huh?

Call me a cynic, but somehow, I’m unable to trust the claims of a niche kink website dedicated to promoting a subculture when it claims that said subculture actually has millions more participants than people otherwise believe.

A reasonable counterpoint to this article would be entitled, “Don’t Tell Your Boss Your Five Year Plan,” and the body text would simply read, “Are you fucking stupid? Why would you do that?”

Quietly, I’d presume.

Solid grasp of the obvious you’ve got there. Shouldn’t you be ignoring grays? Or is your ego still dented from my mocking your weak-ass trolling efforts yesterday?

Correct. This article is predicated on utter bullshit. 9,000 people is such a tiny minority as to be basically non-existent in comparison to the rest of society. America has far more professional mimes than furries, and when was the last time you saw a mime?

Don’t be a holier than thou cunt.

Wow. Congrats dirtside. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve read all month. As an American in the era of Trump, that’s a fucking accomplishment! Three cheers for you raising the bar!

Nah. Peter MacNicol swiped a baby to be sacrificed to an undying necromancer in his unholy quest for eternal life. Milo is much worse.

You clearly haven’t been paying attention.

The Germans call it schadenfreude. Here in America we call it, “getting off on a total cunt finally being humiliated for subjecting all of us to his endless dipshit mediocrity.”

Oh c’mon, that’s just lazy. You must be able to troll better than that, right?