Nice Job, Nuts Nuts!

Honestly! I’d rather see one on a wall than on the subway, where it’s usually being put to use with only the consent of the person it’s attached to.

I dunno...I mean, I have some friends who might be willing to climb that wall...

It taint appropriate, but it is a well-executed erection nonetheless.

Don’t forget employment history AND bail set so high there is no hope of leaving jail before the trial...whenever that is... (though, to be fair, that would actually be a GOOD thing in this case).

Right? Suddenly “Mom, I have chlamydia and I might be pregnant” sounds like the happiest news possible.

It’s also worth mentioning, though I’m not doing so to make assumptions about this particular situation, that asthma rates are scads higher in communities of color that are also low-income. This is largely because safe - if modest - housing is egregiously not a foregone conclusion and apartment rats, mice, bugs,…

OMG. I sort of want to cheer team Scientology on while they declare him a “squirrel”. Trump: putting me on the same side as the goddamn scientologists.

This is accurate, though I’m beginning to think for “cognitive dissonance” to happen, some amount of cognition must first exist. And I’m not sure it always does.

Ah, but it’s been a year of firsts!

And also Donald, how many people have actually been saying “happy” OR “merry” anything since your burnt-steak-eating-ass has been sitting in office?

accurate, except it’s more like $17.50.

Right. So you’re thinking it won’t be a permanent retirement (as I’m hoping it will be)?

Why is everything always about growth anyway? There is something to be said for stasis.

In addition to which, I mean, they keep speaking about all this high employment and all these “jobs” but these JOBS are being taken over by ROBOTS! ROBOTS! Where will the baby boomer replacements go, when so many of the baby boomer jobs have already been eaten by ROBOTS?! And why can’t Paul Ryan also be eaten by…

Honestly, this is both funny AND AT THE SAME TIME, WAY TO GO EVERYONE IN ALABAMA WHO VOTED THE WAY I WOULD HAVE IF I LIVED IN ALABAMA! Honestly. Job well done all of you who turnt it out. Let’s not let them down, everyone voting in every midterm and special election for the next 4 years! We can barely elect the right…

That motto also, from the looks of it, applies to his own horse...

Welllll....if you’re white......

Yeah... “too small for him” seems to be a theme.

Succubus? More like fuck-ubus, amirite?!