Lol

“Please wake up and say hello to everyone”

It’ll be a nice combination of Stepford Wives and The Handmaid’s Tale, I’m sure.

Do tell! I bet they’re still all more reasonable than this robot clown nonsense.

So that makes her basically equal with our current president already, is what you’re saying?

W.O.R.D.

This was NOT the future that fucking amazing Joanna Cassidy foretold in the original (and frankly, only) Blade Runner.

I was JUST about to say!

I think you should work on not seeing color!

What resolution do sheep see in? Are they HD?

And yet, spotted all the same!

And don’t even get me started on Thundersnow Leopard.

And let’s not forget, she also sat ON daddy in scads of magazine photos.

“It wasn’t a relationship! It was an ALLEGORY for the ways in which you resemble Lot’s wife!”

I was always under the impression that 3 Musketeers has the patent on nougat! Also see: the bottom layer of snickers.

We have a 26-way tie for worst mammal this year!

Something has to be there to actually be washed...

“One of the things coming out is my penis. I’m very happy it’s being exposed.”

He may not need to worry about getting sick after this little joyride...

uuuugh! The last thing we need right now is an alien war!