Because on the other side of the ice wall are the white walkers and they are coming for us.

Three Musketeers for the win!

Also: I wish Black Santa would confront Megyn Kelly the way Megyn Kelly confronted Bobby Finger. Because Megyn Kelly hasn’t always been too nice to Black Santa either.

**And plenty that makes you NOT want to know her.

This was the horror ending we didn’t want, 4 weeks after Halloween died.

@TJeff: Then, reader, I slipt the notion of my manhood ‘tween her supple thighs. ‘Twas the 50th lass I’d plundered in a 4tnight. #Mountacello

Eh, it sounds like Taft (Senior) might have been really into it.

Well thank god that’s in your past.

goddamnit.

What taste even is there when one is contract-fucking Steve Mnuchin?

Does Louise Linton poop with the peons? Or does Louise Linton have colonics?

I think part of her contract with him demands he give her a platform to become the next mega-elite-famous-for-what-exactly-? star. She really thinks she has something.

A Botox-enhanced glower, it seems.

That’s definitely her “Oh Steve, why do you think I care about this paltry sum?” face. Louise Linton is EXACTLY the type of immigrant (or maybe just plastic import?) we NEED to keep out of this country.

Good Lord. Thanks for the explanation (I think). I’d heard of that coffee table book and never remembered the woman associated with it.

I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this question, but I’ll ask it anyway. Who is Diana Jenkins?

Don’t leave us hanging!!!

Maybe a little bit of Karl Rove too.

That said, I’m getting the shameful hots for him as a young Dick Cheney. I’m so confused right now! But I want to be that stack of papers...

“You look like you’ve been assaulted. I’m going to sue myself for assault.” Oh wait, that actually works.