Each Unhappy Meal comes with couple crushed up xanax and an old vibrator*

*batteries not included

Exactly! White, upper class, British boys raised during the height of Imperialism to believe they were masters of the universe and inherently superior to all others. Without a clear set group of “inferiors” to lord over they chose their own.

William Golding specifically said that he wrote LotF about upper class boys, because the same story about girls stranded or non-private school ponces doesn’t end the same way.

I’m guessing there won’t be a single “Sucks to your ass-marr!!!” in this whole show.

I feel like he got a much lighter touch from the press because of how they treated Diana. In hindsight, the scrutiny and pressure they put on her was just absurdly awful, so maybe it was a correction that needed to be made for her first-born son whom she had to leave behind at the age of 36.

Diana isn’t even in the pronouns. The ‘her’ just a sentence before is in reference to Camilla. It’s a very badly done paragraph.

Every lurid detail was happily spread across the pages of the British tabloids and celebrity gossip magazines globally; it was internationally known that Charles had laughingly informed Camilla he’d find it so convenient to be reincarnated as her tampon. The monarchy’s relationship with the public hit rock bottom…

Celebitchy also takes a lot of liberties with the truth. 

Marchioness of Cholmondeley

The Sun should be careful what they wish for. He could walk.  He has money, he would have no problem getting a real job and he really hates the media.

But really, if you’re paying any attention; How could Arya POSSIBLY still be a child!? Every other character has been married multiple times, her sister basically leads a nation. Jon alone was in the night’s watch, traveled beyond the wall, got lost, got a lady, killed that lady, got an army, became head of the…

Yes, the Silent Sisters prepare people for funerary rights if you worship the Seven, I believe. But I’ve listened to some fascinating podcast about that kind of stuff in Westeros. Like, the Tullys burn their dead like the Targs did, only the Starks seem to have actual crypts, burial is common, etc. So there seem to be…

Wait, you mean Theon? I’m confused.

Uh.... 

In the books there’s a line about some kind of bug, beetles maybe, being used to strip the skin and flesh for bodies before shipping them. The Lannister’s even stall on given The Mountain’s head to the Martells by saying that the bugs were taking an especially long time.

Yikes, 1930s America.

I cared more about ser pounce then I did Tommen

I’m anti them because Arya is a badass mothafucker and I just don’t buy that having sex would be a big priority for her character.

I thought it a bit weird that they had Sansa greet Theon so warmly.

I’d wager this search term just rocketed to the top of Google’s list: