my goal tonight was to not cry…WELL YOU FUCKED THAT ONE THING FOR ME REBECCA HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?!?

Haha. I adopted the screen name years ago in response to people telling me to calm down when I was, calmly, discussing issues that affect gay women.

That's what I said on Twitter I think. He's going to be the person Fox brings every time a black person gets shot by a white cop.

Those who do teach are not amused by that saying. Kindly leave us out of this.

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

Dude, milk is my favorite liquid. If you told me I had to give up alcohol or milk, I'd give up alcohol. I don't get how people hate on people who love milk. I get if you can't drink it or don't like the taste, but it is no more or less "gross" to drink milk than anything else, and milk has hella protein, dude! I drink…

Look, if someone had picked up a gun and shot him, would it not have been murder? Taken his watch, that's still theft. Punched him in the face, still assualt. Just because he allowed himself to be vulnerable does not mean that anyone should take advantage of that. Also, arousal of any form is a biological response to…

Moss forever <3

All UV vodkas are disgusting. I used to work in the spirits industry. This is - legit - a professional opinion. *shudder*

I've got a feeling that it's literally just 6 turkeys, 2 hams and a handful of kale on Fieri's Thanksgiving table...

Totally not helpful, I know, but it's actually "bloc." The reason is because it's a borrowed word from French. But only when you're talking about an alliance of some sort.

You say that Czech has some pretty people, but I think what they really have is pretty women. And more realistically-speaking, they have really high standards for women. Walking around Prague, so many women are dressed to the nines, fully made up, perfect hair, obviously regular gym users. Which is fair enough. But…

Honestly, "we have a dream" guy is my favorite part of this whole video. I particularly like where he loses the thread and just starts rambling "people...animals..." then leaves and then tries to come back. He's fantastic. I adore him. Can we give him his own half-hour show? It'll be way better than Two Broke Girls,…

Is ginger ale "food" or "violence"? Are those my only choices? Because half the time I go to the grocery it's just to get more ginger ale.

This. I thought, "oh, that's eczema" when I saw the back of the neck pic.

I really love the "We Will Not Forget" sign with a chicken face. I want that for my living room.

Christ, I see that they are still with us and that this is necessary:

I think that people across the country need to come together and drown Dr, Oz in a giant vat of acai juice or something already.

You won't believe me but I was there and officers failed to take my statement because I saw it all and they were waaay off course. Gabriel was not intoxicated - that was an accusation made by the taco bell employee and never proven, yet they stated it as fact in the original report and have since redacted it. The…

You forgot the third option: Those who dress up as a clown and rent a white van, then show up at their husband's work on his birthday and ask him if he'll help find a missing puppy. We, I mean THEY, are pretty cool guys.