In this case, we did. Rabid animals need to be put down.

Your #NiceGuy tears nourishes me, please keep going.

When is this fuckin' old cockroach dropping dead?

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Right! I was looking at this trying to figure out how this was a new trend. Folks were doing this in 90's. The body crystals, body, glitter and hair glitter and urban decay/glitter eye shadow were a really popular combo for teenage to early 20 ladies in the 90's. New my ass. I guess it's part of the 90's fashion…

All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

I'm just... not seeing it.

But I would inevitably lose one or more of the crystals and the look would asymmetrical and lame.

That doesn't surprise me at all. I have a lot of friends that were desperate for jobs and tried to get on, some of them ideal candidates like your friend. Either they were inundated with applications or they were too trustworthy.

Assuming any of this is true (it almost certainly isn't) how the hell does he think this story makes him look?

I like that he's just admitted that everything he ever types on the internet is a lie, yet he still expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.

Ship fans are all kinds of fucked up.

I love Amanda Abbington. She calls out all the crazies on Twitter and tells them to fuck off, lol.

Your denial of 3D printing is odd, but understandable. It's pretty mind blowing to watch something magically grow out of a spool of plastic. Once I slept with a guy and only noticed his 3D printer on my way out. He could have gotten me into bed so much easier if he'd shown me that first!

More proof that rapists don't really care what you're wearing. This victim was in a tux for christ's sake.

Yeah, I grew up in Humboldt, and can confirm all of this. There's a tiny bit of primaeval peat bog up in the hills, and it's under serious threat because the industry is mining it for use as fertilizer.

I know I already contributed a discussion and all, but goddammit, these turds bring out my angry storyteller.

I have a sort of independent business wherein I write paper/essay "templates" for college kids. It is a fast way to make heaps of cash and help some kids. A few semesters ago, I was doing one for my boyfriend's…

You forgot to mention that the main subject with 5 children, who stresses that abstinence education works, has had her first two daughters given birth while "out of wedlock", one as a teen. The babies were given up for adoption. She even makes a bit of a flip remark that even though abstinence didn't stick with…

If this pisses you off, and you wish you could do something about it, YOU CAN. Go to Planned Parenthood right now and drop a little money in their bucket. Even if it's just $5. You can make a difference in the world. Go on. Show PP some righteous love. Be one of the people who help fight the darkness.