Word.

you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

its like you almost missed the point

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

So you didnt read the article and somehow think sanctimony and arrogance will make you look .....I dont even know what you’re trying to do with those words. You just seem mad that someone pointed out you had missed a sentence.

Where is the downvote button when you need it.

“allowing for playback of movies and music over both wi-fi (DLNA) and USB.” Did you read the article or just the headline?

Get ready for a bunch of made up stories from all the fourteen year-olds on summer break.

i need kara to have a talk show where she tells internet people to fix their life

Judging people’s financial practices? That’s sad.

It’s one thing to be treated shabbily by snobby assholes, but in this case you guys were the assholes.

“Chucking the balls down the fairway?” C’mon son.

Looks like a lot of people decided to try out Deadspin for the first time today.

No you wouldn’t, pussy

You should have saved this one for the “Tell us about the most poorly planned family outings you’ve ever had” submission call.

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.

Pools are like boats. You don’t want one. You want a close friend that has one.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

This is just damn ignorant.

I really didn’t need the peek into Jake from State Farm’s love life.