You can’t work for a guy named Shanks and have any perceptible feeling of job security. Same goes for anyone working for ESPN President Bill Turnsonyou and CNN Head of Infotainment Murray Trapdoor.

Good luck with your hopeless boycott.

lol change.org . Yea because those petitions are so successful and all.

Pittsburgh is awesome! It just gets really scary, really quickly if you drive 15 minutes in any direction.

Outside of the state, Pittsburgh and its inner suburbs aren’t thought of as hick—it’s the rest of Western Pennsylvania that is.

The mayor of Pittsburgh, Bill Peduto, also put out a really wonderful statement expressing his hard intention for Pittsburgh to be a sanctuary city. I know a lot of you think we’re backwards hicks here but Pittsburgh is really trying.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Gotta love Penn State agreeing to restart the Pitt rivalry after 15 years, only to have it cost them a playoff spot.

I thought this was going to say something like “throw out the trash, mow the lawn and finish whatever other chores you need to get done so your wife won’t nag you about them when you decide to park your ass in front of the tv to finally start gaming.”

I actual wrote a book on normal parents homeschooling!

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

I will never be a Clinton fan and I voted for Bernie in the state primary. That said, Bernie,

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

Great article, but a bit of a counterpoint of the other side of this coin:

Literally the only city you mentioned that I haven't visited and eaten (quite well) in is Seville.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

I think the working title is “Humid Hubris - Drunk Douches in the Mid South”

We also wear seatbelts when we drive cars, safety glasses when we operate a drill press, and hardhats at construction sites.

Indeed it is. Your sarcasm doesn’t change that.

Nah.