3-6 months of expenses stashed away?

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World, a few weeks before their flight...

I found a good compromise.

False sense of security, bruh.

No one with children, that’s for sure.

Tony Stark’s wallet required

Remove bulb for airbag light.

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

There’s 3 guys in the history of the NBA who’ve average higher career points per game than LeBron. But, sure, that’s not an accomplishment.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

The batter is awarded a single and the nearest fielder to the struck runner (in these cases the second baseman) is awarded an unassisted putout.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

I recently switched from Adblock to uBlock because this. I have only been using uBlock for a week or so, but it makes a huge difference with memory usage - https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

Lastpass

Pushbullet

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

I switched off at "liberal greener motherfuckers." What a raging mush-mouthed asshole.

Best Kiss-Cam moment ever: Woman next to man notices they are on Kiss-cam. Woman points to man and clearly mouths: "That's my brother". Camera moves to show same woman next to a man on her other side. She points to this other guy and mouths, "That's my other brother."