Casey Neistat?

Ugh, the Browns are gonna be TERRIBLE next year. I might not even watch.

Your commitment to your own principles and beliefs is strong, I see. Does your mom still tell you what you need to ask the doctor when you make an appointment?

Other than triangular, this is all the same cut, just a different styling method.

Not to diminish his accomplishment, but this dude is such a hoser.

Life must be incredibly exciting when you're Facebook friends with Ashley.

The paperback costs less than the Kindle edition? Strange.

Like a median guardrail?

They did do an all-male SATC...it's called Entourage.

And yet I'm sure he still uses one all day long.

I really hope we can get an update on how this night ultimately played out. Inquiring minds want to know!

I recently came to the first point's conclusion while playing Destiny. People are much more likely to remember you/friend you/appreciate your contribution if you show up and know what you're doing. I do a lot of raiding with random people using Destiny LFG, and nothing is more frustrating then when someone shows up…

This meal filed under "foods that are white"

I thought Gizmodo wasn't going to link to Kickstarter campaigns anymore.

We found the only Gizmodo writer who doesn't have a Macbook!

Can't wait to see how this fares when I drop it.

They're especially potent in this regard if you text them rapid fire style without waiting for answers.

You'd have the FBI knocking on your door, pretty much guaranteed.

Is this really what creative types think office work is like?

Did that stock have any water in it, or was it just bones and veggies?