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"Unbiased opinions on sports" in his Twitter bio. Unlikely.

You are the absolute worst.

I have, but I still think Lawrenceville is ground zero (I live in the neighborhood, so I admit I could be biased).

Whoa whoa whoa. Lawrenceville is Pittsburgh's hipster ground zero.

Yea, realistically 3, maybe 4 wins.

Someone did make a large budget sandbox game for this kind of shit. It's called GTA V.

Ahh yes, the middling novelist who won the Nobel Prize in Literature...

Thank you for your intelligent contribution to the discussion.

Yes, you're correct. My impression was that the PA legislature (Republican controlled) and Governer's office (also Republican) would continue to block these two companies, however. For the record I use Lyft in Pittsburgh frequently and have never had a bad experience. I'm not saying there isn't need for regulation…

Strange, it's the Republicans in Pittsburgh who are trying to force Uber to shut down...

Referring to Gawker as a "Beyonce Knowles fanzine" wins the internet today.

Is there a reason why it appears to be...radioactive?

Millenial.

Let's be clear here, Sterling's "Freddy Kruger-like ability to never go away" is solely based on the fact that sports media continues to cover everything he does.

FUCK YEA! LET'S GO BURN SOME GAS!

#DontEverGiveUp on your dream of being an ESPN personality.

I tweeted about this report last night. I couldn't tell if her teleprompter went down or if she was just flustered about Michael Sam. It certainly didn't look good. Either way, @ESPYs pretty much immediately RTed the Michael Sam image, presumably to cover their own asses for Deanna Kay's ineptitude. I don't think…