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Much like the cake, #ThePieIsALie

Exactly how I use it. Like holy shit, got my first car loan, omg me find my own health insurance? I guess.... lol

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

I for one, love being a fucking adult. It’s the best. Just the other day I had a nightmare I was back to age 12 and it was horrible.

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

For like the first few episodes of scream queens I was trying to figure out where I knew her from then it finally hit me

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

This fucking show. How can one season of one show be so perfect at every turn? The episode where Bill’s mom gets with Biff—there's a montage where bill gets home after school, makes his snacks and watches his shows and is laughing. That scene is so perfect, so imbued with joy and innocence, I fucking cry every time

I love, love, love this and I would like one about Lindsay and Millie, now, please.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

The slang is so good.

This woman is so strange in her affect and mannerisms. It’s a weird blend of “posh” and “botox”. Poshtox.

Strongly concur.

I think they made a mistake not keeping Dana in the mix.

You also learn in Kim Kelly is My Friend that there is someone more terrifying than Kim Kelly and that is Karen.

The scene where Bill drinks beer out of the commemorative helmet cup they give at baseball games is one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen.

Oh yeah I totally abbreviated that statement prematurely. It shoud have read “watch George Michael making eyes through his frosted tips AT AN ICKY GIRL”

I find him very attractive. But I like assholes.

Ehh. 24 is plenty old enough to know not to have an affair. Billy Crudup is the bigger asshole but she’s an asshole too. Especially given what she’s said recently.