“Suggesting we convene at a charming little dive bar - “Cause the PBR’s cheap there” - AC Slayer blew in wearing a simple uniform of Target skinny jeans, a white tank top, a black off-the-shoulder sweater, and black boots. After loudly telling a rather insistent and possibly drunk male patron to “fuck off”, she held…

I actually sincerely hope - and strongly predict - that Mindy and Danny break up and the show goes into the highs and lows of trying to successfully co-parent with someone you used to be in love with. There’s just NO way this show is going to have her continue to be a stay-at-home mom...not because that choice is…

Oh man, I am WITH YOU. Turning 30 was a breeze, and even 35 was all, “Oh hey, I’m now in a different survey bracket!”, but 36?! I now know why my dad’s friends used to buy themselves red sports cars and leave their wives for lingerie models when they were around the age I am now. Midlife crises are a thing, and they…

A couple of my older friends always made fun of the VS Pink line because back when they were young, “Pink” stood for vagina (a.k.a, “two in the pink, one in the stink”).

No, I gotta side with your husband there - George Michael did a GREAT job of staying in the closet in the 80s. I legit don’t think anyone had a clue - he even dated Brooke Shields at one time, which cemented his rep as being a stone cold fox for the wimmins. It was also the era for pretty preppy boys, so that probably…

No, but those people also sound real lame and should maybe not be invited to parties in the first place.

Technically, at one time, there were doves and “Christmas trees” (aka, unadorned pine trees) and stars on the cups, all of which looked like Christian symbols to some of these Christians.

AND we get to remember what George Michael acted like when he was acting like he liked the laaaadaaaaaies!

Um, where does someone STAND on Wham!’s Last Christmas?

Is that Jared Leto?!

WUT

I looooooooooove when someone calls themselves “internet famous” or a “social media influencer.” Along with “trend-setter”, you actually don’t get to call yourself those things.

Please do not compare her to my queen.

I would bet all the money in the world that there are more victims out there.

I love B.A.C.A. so, so much. The work they do brings genuine tears to my eyes.

And a Chester who molested a *toddler*? He’s done, dude. From all I know about prison justice, it’s pretty strict on the fact that guys who rape babies don’t live to be old men.

John Wayne Gacy fits that profile, exactly. He met the goddamn First Lady thanks to all his charitable works and community efforts.

Was JUST thinking the same thing. I would happily give my last $10 to help her start a new life in a new place away from these garbage humans.

Nope, I hear you. That was my very first thought in reading this, too.

#Nailedit