Um, excuse me, but have we forgotten about how Kendall totally pretended to be friends with T. Swift’s bestie Selena last summer and then broke Girl Code by getting all cozy with Bieber after Coachella? Tay-Tay does not play that way when you mess with her girl squad, mmkay?

I am literally mesmerized by this GIF.

RIGHT?! Like, I barely care that this woman sent a pile steaming horseshit to an ex...I literally only clicked on this article to hate-read what is obviously an amazing poem from a wonderful person.

Hmm...yeah, now that you put it that way, I’m with you. I just watched a doc on John Wayne Gacy (spurred by someone else’s account on here about their father’s run-in with him) and now I never want to live in any house that has any kind of crawl space, ever.

Goddammit...those cops could’ve...maybe even...GODDAMMIT.

I think we’re ALL convinced you were abducted...

Gross, gross, gross - that totally sounds like a demon entity or somebody’s nightmare slipping in from another dimension/plane.

Are you typically pretty empathic?

UM, GO CHECK OUT THAT PIECE OF FOUNDATION YA DUMMY

Holy fuck! That right there is one hell of a residual haunting...

The more experiences I read on here, the more convinced I become that some of the mentally ill aren’t actually so much crazy as they are “touched”...

OMG WUT

NO THANK YOU

JFC. Some people are just truly awful.

Maybe CherryBarGirl just didn’t realize that you’re in charge of deciding how someone gets to tell their story? I know I didn’t.

I love Anne Rivers Siddons!

Dude, my bestie dated a guy for a couple of years that I started to suspect had another family stashed somewhere. He always left town every other weekend to help his “hoarder” elderly parents with house stuff - which was also why she could never go with or meet them, because he was too embarrassed by it all; she never…

Oh man. This story totally just reminded me of something that happened a handful of years ago.

WTF. Me, too.

Please make sure the “it’s just a deer” pal is the one who gets sacrificed first if you ever get into a life-and-death jam whilst on another girl’s trip.