The real tragedy is the wreckage of Johnny Depp, full stop.

Am I the only one who’s really bothered by the current trend toward saying someone who treated someone/something else badly “shit on” them? I always get this deeply unfortunate mental image of what the metaphor literally implies, and it is not something I need in my life.

Right? I mean, I respect that she pioneered the way for female comedians early in her career. Great. But for the past 10 years, she’s been shitting on her legacy herself, no need for Kathy to be involved.

Ironically, in that photo, Johnny Depp is basically making the same face I did when I read about his terrible dog ownership decisions.

Between your wrong answers and this paragraph:

I think a lot of people do equate skinniness with happiness. They work and suffer and try and obsess so that they can get to a size or weight where they think ‘happiness’ lives. And some of them manage to do that. So they think they’ve ‘earned’ their happiness. They ‘earned’ that boyfriend (who would dump them in a…

Fat AND happy here. I’m just a few years and a few pounds more than you. I love fashion and have clothing, shoes, and accessories that I love and tend to err to the side of “dressy” in most situations. I love to wear makeup and try out new hairstyles. I am also pretty outgoing and a performer. My skinny to average…

Very true about the condos. You might try looking at Westbrook right next door which is going through a resurgence.

Dang I was going to take my mother to The Honey Paw for her birthday. Guess I’ll make reservations somewhere else... Portland, Maine is a truly amazing food town but it is also quickly turning into Little Williamsburg and here is the proof.

They’re all beautiful but the true MVP is the turd one. A real, live human being sat down and wrote that, and most likely tweaked that sentence a few times, and then it went through at least a handful of other editors/agents/literary types, only to emerge on the other side exactly thus. What a time to be alive.

CACAO!

This quote really sums up Franzen’s writing.

Yeah I feel like wealth is not discussed often enough in the context of privilege. I mean, privilege operates in varying planes and wealth seems to be a factor that plays into where one falls on that plane in any given situation. American society as a whole certainly seems to worship whiteness, but sometimes I think…

ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT

Yeaaaah. Like I HATED my nose when I was a kid. Literally would stare in the mirror and think about getting plastic surgery. My lovely mother would have none of that and just kept reiterating that I was lovely just the way I was.

Treetrunks.

He tries so hard to be him.

A 17 year old may have been high?!?!?!