I can name a crazy person who isn’t a genius.

Oh, but do you remember the Esprit catalogs of the mid-80s? Angora sweaters in 20 amazing color; long, full gauze skirts in as many. That poor label is a shell of its former glory

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My husband and I went for a courthouse wedding in Key West since we’re olds and don’t have time for all that. It was sort of a grim bureaucratic setting, but at least it was the Christmas season, so there were some festive decorations. While we filled out our paperwork, a newly married couple walked out in their…

I don’t know who she is, but suddenly I’m craving a blue sno-cone.

Because we are horrible, nasty people who offend the sensibilities of the Kinjapolis. Or we’re stiflingly boring. Take your pick. I like to think of myself as the badass former, but, alas, I fear I am the sad-sack latter.

I really don’t want to know that guy’s past, but I hope whoever he molested was able to get the help they needed.

It’s not at all surprising, is it? The only surprise is that it took so long to surface.

Seriously—his other family members/ex-wives came off way cooler than any Kardashian, including the recently sainted St. Kim.

Indeed—he attended the most important wedding in the history of the world, that of Kanye and the recently beatified Kim, where I believe this photo was taken (with a couple of embellishments).

I quit using the chemical sunscreens altogether and that alone has improved my adverse reactions! I’ve tried several mineral sunscreens, and although they do not increase the reaction, they don’t seem to do much to reduce it either, so far. A couple of layers of SPF clothing is the only thing that will work. I just…

I quit using the chemical sunscreens altogether and that alone has improved my adverse reactions! I’ve tried several…

Although, I can’t help wonder if the public reaction from the Sawyer interview had not been so positive, if the k-clan would’ve remained a bit more reticent about the whole affair.

I saw a news segment on sun allergies, which I knew I Have, but the revelation was that chemical sunscreens could exacerbate the problem.

I saw a news segment on sun allergies, which I knew I Have, but the revelation was that chemical sunscreens could…

SPF clothing—preferably a couple of layers.

SPF clothing—preferably a couple of layers.

Unless you are like me and it actually makes you MORE sun-sensitive. It’s not for everyone.

Unless you are like me and it actually makes you MORE sun-sensitive. It’s not for everyone.

June will cut a bitch.

Die Veda-die!!!

June Allyson, everyone’s most least favorite Jo March. FTFY.

Excuse me, those are very classy, sophisticated colors. This is not a tamp-case for Sandra Dee.

I have such a hard time keeping up with today’s gossip! Too much time devoted to Taylor Swift and not enough to Elizabeth Taylor (except, too much Elizabeth Taylor and not enough June Allyson). Thank you, Bobby Finger. You are a delight!