I'm pretty sure he's been in therapy for years. Does yoga, too—perhaps not well. He definitely needs more activities to help him not think so damn much.

I wonder who's idea it was to have Kanye go out and defend Kim in such a stupid manner? He frequently shoots his mouth off without a thought, but this seems so contrived somehow.

Pretty much says it all.

We ordered a pizza with Indian spices and whatnot and were surprised by the thin layer of potatoes. It wasn't awful.

She looked like she'd cut a bitch—with her steely glare.

Oh, dear. I have at least two photos of my feet (one on autumn leaf covered tile!!!!) on my IG and one retro bicycle (not mine, just one I saw leaning on a rose-covered fence). No Kinfolk, no eggs, or logs, or flags, thankfully. Still, this is insidious and I need to re-evaluate my life. I'm considering jabbing my…

I can't wait to see how that phrase is rendered in Southern cemetery floral spray.

Or, KITTY!

Let's try it.

So, it's not cool to criticize the way someone looks, but there's something creepy about her— in a Joe Francis way. An elaborate, dead-eyed vent figure who will one day eat poor Neil Gaiman's soul.

Dang! I'm going to embroider that on something.

Me, too. It's not hard mix up two such people—both of whom you don't give a rat's ass about. Well, I assume they're people and not famous internet cats or anime characters. No, scratch that. I'd probably know about them if they were internet cats.

Also, Broadway Danny Rose, Crime and Misdemeanors, probably some others.

Years ago I worked at a K-Mart. The worst was when a non-particularly hygienic looking customer would pay with a very damp bill that they withdrew from deep inside their clothing. Usually it would be folded—sometimes in eighths—and they would hand it to me to peel apart. We kept a can a Lysol by the register.

I'm in a beautiful meadow. There are wildflowers and tall grass. There's an apple tree. And horse. I see a horse...

Pulling tasteless shit just to get attention is what she has always done. I never understood the appeal, personally.

Pretty sweet Grampa.

You, too? I don't want to get into it, but I had some very bad judgement and made some really poor decisions. Was that stupid person really me? Some of it wasn't even all that long ago. <shudder>

Candystore! I would love to have hard copies of some of the really weird ones.

It's great that they're online and everything, but nothing beats finding one in the wild where they were meant to be—on a park bench, on a bus, sticking out of a book on a library or bookstore shelf.