We're not going to shoot the platinum into the sun with his remains, silly. We'll make each other friendship rings with it!

I'm all for pouring molten platinum on his head.

Kim Kardashian and her entire family present a comedy-rich environment. There is no excuse for this article, the equivalent of a string of those "Your mama's butt is so big...." jokes.

He could've grabbed a cop by the nostril, a la Moe Howard, with the tiny pliers!

sadly, I'm still gray. :( Wee gray ghost. Whoooooo

I love the "A Kiss Forever" figurine.

Nah. Kris Jenner's behind this—I just know it!

Mio Farro.

Wow, my last comment was black with no one starring it—it's a Kardashian Khristmas miracle!!!

You turned me black, so you can't be gray! We ghosties can't make anyone real.

I've been commenting for years and have always been a grayling. Not particularly controversial, so just boring, I guess.

For that matter, consider Kris Jenner. Or, better, let's not.

I think Willow is the one who may have real musical talent. At least she seems to be gravitating toward a field of endeavor that tolerates such silly-mindedness.

The Aztecs were totally Christian, so it's OK, right Kirk?

I really think she's referring to herself as the role model.

My cousin thought she was being really crafty and different by naming her daughter Addison at the height of the Great Madison Plague. Ugh.

My, but that is a mighty "claw". I think of that as more of an 80s thing, though.

Ponder this:

You will enjoy this flickr group: https://flic.kr/g/7Yq6N

My life. [sigh]