I started getting those when I was 14 and, oddly, I'm experiencing one right now! Fortunately, I never get headaches associated with them—just the zigzags, orange fireworks, blurry patches, black spots. It's a party in my head!

Oh, wow—kinda puts in perspective when you see what a real artist does with similar materials.

Heck no, them's yer Sunday go-to-meetin' shoes, too.

Ha! Nor, "tenna-shoes" from my neck of the woods.

I was just imaging the gruesome fan fic that Madeleine Davies will write based on their plot to "take care of" John Mayer.

Wow, I'm envisioning an entire genre of Taylor Swift slasher-slash-slash (slasher/slash) fan fic!

But, guys, she is sooooo wasted!!!!

Please add "scrumptious" and "squoosh".

Fucking Hell. I've always believed that I was able to overcome my Eastern Kentucky roots, but according to the quiz, the best I could do is develop a Lexington-Louisville dialect. That is amazing. I even consciously avoided some words that I grew up saying that I no longer use (such as "tennis shoes").

I grew up in Appalachia and had more of a town accent until I was about 12, when I set about to eradicate it. I constantly listened to the radio. I was really interesting in comedy and not the "redneck" variety—I did not want to sound like a hick. I made knishes for parties ("Wut?) and celebrated Hanukkah ("Wut?).…

Oh, yeah, and that guy, YOO-gene.

That reminds of a line in "Ed Wood"—"No water. No liquids! I'm terribly allergic to them!"

I would really like to watch this show, but given that rape has been a major plot points in the previous three outings, I'm sure it will be again. Ugh. Life's too short.

Yeah, I just noticed he pronounces "dog" as "dawg", which Hank Williams decidedly did not. He's got of lot of work to do.

It's a totally unnatural pose for one thing. They have her torso twisted to accentuate that one hip and the weird t-rex looking arms are placed for modesty's sake, I guess. Plus, she's got that "lying down face" making her somewhat unrecognizable save for the ever present duck lips.

And maximizing profits, which their stockholders demand.

Woody Allen is notorious, but is not a media personality in the way Gervais is. I was saying that I can't continue to be a consumer of Gervais' celebrity (Twitter follower, etc.), but I can still enjoy some of his comedy.

Hey, this is YOUR erotic friend fiction—she can have three or even four hands!

I say this as a Woody Allen fan (sorry), I can easily separate an artist from the art created, but Ricky Gervais, with his robust social media, podcasting, etc., has become more of a "personality". I can still appreciate his "good" comedy, but the persona he projects to the public has become rather vile and…

I hear you, but he did he really have to recover from it on TV? I don't know what his contractual obligations are, but surely he could have negotiated to take some time off. These people love being a spectacle. Pity him for losing his parents, but don't pity him for that.