Join my Kickstarter campaign for a rocket to the sun for Miley, Bieber, and several Kardashians.

No one has to like you when you have family connections. They will never go away.

Kim loves to upcycle—remember her beer tab outfit?

If he does, then the terrorists have won.

Shouldn't he be sitting on some ventriloquist's knee?

Saves a step—you don't have to grind up the carcass to make your deerburgers.

I think you're onto something. I'm constantly amazed how invested a lot of GoT viewers are with boobage, so it will probably work like a charm.

Question: Would anyone look good in this? I mean, anyone over the age of 18 months.

I was thinking the same thing—she's the most alluring one of the lot of them.

I always ask directions to the boiler room. I figure they've got the plus-sizes hidden around there somewhere.

You not like drab-colored polyester pullover blouses with cap sleeves and elastic around the hips and black stretch pants?

OMG—it is the Fall 1995 Spiegel catalog!

Needs moar unicorn.

I don't want to know...i don't want to know...i don't want to know...

Absolutely! Johnson is a real mensch. Too bad those other guys will be back in control at some point.

If Bey is going to fence in that, she should really cover her face and throat, too.

I refused to see this movie when it came out because it sounded dumb.

Babies are, like, totally illiterate!

But, of course! What he really thinks is that all black people are looters/rioters just waiting for the opportunity to loot and riot.

Racist troll logic: Some photos on internet show a couple of black people looting, eyewitness are black, therefore, eyewitnesses are looters.