I’ll tell you where you can stick your snake-

*turns off computer*

Oh my gosh - you’re right!
What the fuck was I thinking!
I mean, that Celica looks more like a Hummer H2 than it does this Gallic masterpiece.
I am so glad you took some of your precious time to point out my douchenozzleness.
I am forever in your debt.

Oh look it’s the 2019 Camaro SS!

I apologize to everyone, and feel awful for posting this:

I’m pretty much Texan, had a really shitty day, spent several hours out in triple digits dealing with a car that was dying in the desert, and you’re going to give me a hard time for eating a taste of home right next to the hotel I had to crash at for the night?

And she said “could care less” when she really meant “couldN’T care less”

Dear Tough Love,

Okay wait so if it smells spicy then it’s spicy... but if it doesn’t smell spicy then it’s not spicy? Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember this? Can it incorporate the phrase “Spicy Lads” somehow?

Sergio just didn’t want to spill the beans yet. The Viper will be coming back, but in name only. He looked at how Ford is shitting on the Mach 1 nameplate and said “hold my beer.”

Watched it, and it was great. Shitty review debunked.

Is Dude Where’s my Car? a good movie? Absolutely not.
Is it offensive and inconsiderate at times? Yeah.
Is it very much a relic of its time? Regrettably so.

Wow, your review of this movie sucks as bad as you do for not appreciating it. It’s brainless humor. It’s okay to not have an intricate plot and just make a stupid funny movie.

What a ridiculous review. You are so offended by every little thing, how do you possibly make it through your day?

It will be the safest system available. I mean, how much damage can you do, when it’s in the shop.

FCA still installed it. 10/10 it WILL go wrong.

I fully support autonomous cars.

I’m glad we can reach some sort of middle ground. But you are wrong about the grape tasting, it is necessary.

Yea, depends how much he lost. My right arm ends just below the elbow, so I designed this

Your visual aid needed some photographs and yarn to make it complete.