AHHHH!!! What kind of monster just rides around with their shift knob all sideways like that? Now I need to go look at this car and pose as a buyer just so I can straighten that out.

All he did was state the truth. You sound as if that was very upsetting for you. Hopefully you will be okay.

So if you came to me after identifying a bottle neck in your supply chain and your risk mitigation plan relies on a 1 of 1 airplane... I’m still firing you.

Maybe that’s why they stole 10, so they could swap parts around and make one without defect?

lol. Engineering. Accounting, finance.
You know, services people need and pay for..

That would be... rude.

They can have my entire family. Just for free, no car needed.

Dyno would fuck up some skinny jeans and sweaters.

Do you people really think we engineered a defeat device? Keep in mind we can hardly keep our interior trim from falling off once the car is over two years old.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?

I’m late on this, but I once told the shareholders that I had lots of new designs and models coming out.

Blacked out lights.

I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely chauffeuse will deliver

Oh. THAT coke.

Pretty sure you drive a Lambo, bro

I was a little behind on my payments and really needed to get out from underneath my car loan. So one day I’m driving down the road and had a great thought — what if I “accidentally” drive my car into a lake and blame a low-flying pelican?! So that’s what I did, and that’s what I told the insurance company happened.…

Not sure if that’s a lie to my spouse or to myself.

That owning two minivans doesn’t make me less a man.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Those benches and beams have wrong instructions. They are there only so you don’t have to touch ground, because it is lava.