To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

If the house has been on the market for a while for $1.7 million, and it hasn’t sold, it’s not a $1.7 million house.

If the Police get rid of their Chargers for Tesla’s, how will they refill the battery?  Seems shortsighted to me. Typical government...

The rule is if one person passes you on the right before you can get over they are an asshole. If more than one does you are the asshole.

Agreed. Call the authorities if you find a raptor of any kind in your house.

As a civilian you do not salute, but it is common courtesy to climb into the nearest Chevrolet SS, do a burnout and scream “I PLEDGE MY LIFE TO YOU SIR”

Oh, man, if only colloquial expression and hyperbole existed. Well, since it doesn’t, I guess you’ll have to take everything literally for the rest of your life. 

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

Then you’re likely the only contributor besides David Tracy that has that kind of experience and that begs the question of why you’re griping about this if you know what pretty pieces that don’t make the car faster will do to the price. It also doesn’t help us to know the context of your perspective when your short bio…

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

Read the paperwork, bro. The policy was there before you got there and it will be there after you leave.

Good point. If it’s water cooled, they should call it the Corvwet.

What are you talking about? I just see a street with a park in the background. 

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”:

I don’t give a shit about almost every new Lamborghini, but I’m really into this thing. Come at me

How to score free food, drinks, and amenities at hotels:

Also, what sort of dork buys an actual camera anymore? Talk about redundant..

how do you feel about inhalers then?