“...bland crossovers allow enthusiast cars to exist.”

Hella good deal right there

My jealousy overruns for your C7. If i could find one around the 40k mark id splurge. Props on having that.

hahahahahahahahaha we definitely sang this when I was in choir

If your only professional qualification is that you can drive a car, you really shouldn’t be surprised when you’re easily replaced.

I did not read the instructions but I knew about the cup. I also lost the cup. If someone sees my little condensation cup please let me know.

Says the slow guy from the left hand lane.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

Those might be Decent Tourers.

lead based paint

That’s on purpose, folks with nice cars tend to try to park in that last parking spot that has the deadspace so they can park slightly over the line and leave more room for the car next to them to open their doors or to pull in. I would be against it except the first day I got my Cayman S I parked at the end of the…

now to find one in Black Rose Metallic...

GET OFF THE CAR!

“It just highlights how atrocious the C7 really is.”

Their vacuums are already cheap plastic hunks of bad QA, I can’t see their car faring much better.

it is because they are ugly

“Structural blue does not contain any blue material. It looks blue only because of the interference of light.”

What we really want to read:

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.