David, you were so close to an alliterative headline. Heck, you could have summed up the story with alliteration:

It’ll be a damn shame when a fault in the ejection seat wiring is what causes all the fires.

ok i forgive u

Can someone explain this?

Can someone explain this?

I will fight you.

You wanted to see what Torch had to say...now you have to buy a Delica!

Countercounterpoint: plenty of cars do have trunk ornaments.

Because you (the driver) can’t see them. Hood ornaments trace their history back to the Boyce MotoMeter, which was an early way to measure water temperature. Many companies simply added extra ornamentation around it (Packard pictured below), either as standard, or as aftermarket add-ons. When the MotoMeter became…

That RWD, front engined, naturally-aspirated, pushrod-having, gasoline burning caveman mobile has been bad ass enough to take the fight to Europe’s best - and win. Repeatedly. Not bad for a caveman mobile.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Did you read the article?

“That white crap on the skin.”

don’t call my mom stupid

I ordered the same set in a dark gray about a week later, which I use more frequently.

I dunno, I think setting your Smart on fire and watching it burn to the ground is a pretty good idea.

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Still could be a Cadillac. Or a glorious Geo revival no one saw coming.

Do I? I can’t even tell, anymore.