1. Put new badge on Kias
   

Hamsters.

When I was in high school I loaded 15 cheerleaders into our 8 passenger van so I could drive them to the game. Not really abusing the van, it’s just an excuse to tell this story to everyone.

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

Might as well do that while you’re in there taping over the warning lights.

I call this combination Christmas Elf. Its the worst paint color in the world(resell red) with a hideous green interior and green caliper paint. Perfect.

Wrap the International in what looks like camo but is in fact nothing but sloths?

I always think I’m going to change the color of every vehicle I get. Always. I still talk about it. But never end up doing it.

Dear Mr. Patrick,

Counterpoint: I found one gift and about 18 things I want. Would NOT recommend.

Counterpoint: I found one gift and about 18 things I want. Would NOT recommend.

Little does she know, the door has fallen off her car. Not covered by warranty.

Oh shit, BITcoin???

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

GM told me the Cien went to go live on a farm in upstate new york.

Bring back the firebird!

Oh the made something exciting. Then smothered it with a pillow and told you it ran away.

What? Someone will pay $20K for that POS but not $21K for a brand new Journey?

8) They will inexplicable call it a “V6"

Prius people have PLENTY to say!

Camry People: My car is sporty like a Corvette!