I came here to say it’s a Toyota Element. You were far more eloquent.

Oh, I’m pretty sure got his fill of her later.

One of my favorite Alfa emails that didn’t make it in here started like this: “Ok, last thing from me. I’ll acknowledge I’m being somewhat of a prick, and that you shouldn’t have to know everything about everything to have an opinion.” 

I thought the book was about flowers?

Their PR people sure didn’t...

Someone don keyed that poor car.

IDK about the WD-40 but I have always gotten overspray off with a clay bar.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

“More than you can afford, pal.”

Worth more than 10 shares of FCA.

I wanted to make some comment about not having a project car like all the other reality car shows but honestly you guys would probably just make Ballabans Yugo worse and pass it off as a job well done.

Now I know you might be thinking it’s that mistake of a bumper on the back, and you’re not wrong. It is terrible. But look down....way down. Low profile tires on trucks make me angry in a way best reserved for Netflix Original season finale cliff hangers. Ok, cool you bought a truck. I respect that. Hey, you use it as…

Worth it.

Forget that! Don’t snub the butter tub just because you can’t link to it on Amazon and make a buck off it. As far as I am concerned these are all runner ups.

Forget that! Don’t snub the butter tub just because you can’t link to it on Amazon and make a buck off it. As far as…

That’s my bad...I cross-read Jezebel and Jalopnik when I eat lunch and I occasionally use my wrong response-voice in the wrong column....

SO ARE YOU

Ejecto-seato, cuzzzz