VW: We’re bored. What other regulations can we cheat on?

Everyone: “So, Kristen, tell us how it really went down.”

Later, at a bar:

Immediately replacing those ugly neon green caps with these bad boyz

According the the FR-S/BRZ group I’m in, you can cheap out on:

- Tires
- Wheels
- Coilovers
- Also everything else.

Heater as most people know if you just connect a hose to your exhaust and tape it into your drivers side window then that will take care of your heating needs.

And blinker fluid

I got one.

Oh shit.

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?

She was confused and distracted by the stick on her steering column.

Maybe...

LS-swap is the most boring cheat code for 400hp on the planet, but it is the standard for a reason....

Have you considered buying a car and then using it to drive as far away from New York City as possible?

Goddamn Kinja infinity scrolling bullshit.

Very true! 8-9mpg either way, haha.

Is it a turbo diesel at least?

Wonder what color she is? Typically blacks get charged more readily than whites for the same crime.

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

So I see I’m now in the greys for what, questioning the tone of a previous article? Seriously? I was almost going to cut some slack but now I see my suspicions about dishonesty were completely right if that’s how you respond to criticism.