You go to hell.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Personally have trouble reconciling bad-ass with flag waving. But I come from a country where the only people waving flags are extreme right-wing nutters.

lol

I’ll say it again, people putting on CnC need to not let people stand at the exit, this shit will not happen if there is no crowd of folks filming.

I have a good method for this cars and coffee. We have organized our levers do the regular Porsche Saturday meets to coincide with this event, about 5 miles down the road, So we all get to this one at memorial city around 6.30-7, drunk coffee and hang out with the other sports car owners. Then around 8.30 we all…

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

This guy would have benefitted from some seat time in a ‘72 Impala wagon in a snow covered Price Chopper parking lot.

Because this is how we make America great again.

It’s like he has no idea what opposite lock is, or how to use it. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of that oppo was just from the steering forces induced by the slide, rather than by him knowing what to do. Way too little, way too late.

Related: I think I hate these people more than the driver of the car. These are the…

Leaving flooring it or doing burnouts for videos is quickly becoming the most douchey way to leave C&C. And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”. Really? I’m tired of seeing some of my favorite cars ruined by owners that obviously cant handle them. I’m to the point where…

I think my favorite part of this GIF is the crankshaft still spinning in whatever wreckage is left of the crankcase, still firmly mounted to the stand.

She doesn’t look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.

Help us, Mr. K. You’re our only hope.

“Dumbest.” Ahem.

boo

I call them Midichlorian vents.

“He probably reports right to the wizened old emperor of Nissan.”

Even ignoring the whole flying-in-space thing, a Rogue is the last car I’d compare to an X-Wing. Maybe a GT-R, but I think its true spirit brother has pop-up headlights.

These kinds of questions reminded me of when you questioned the Pixar staff about the characters’ anatomy in their Cars franchise. Please never change.