Other than the fact it had to do with Jeeps, lines like “cutting the roof off of a unibody platform lower its moment of inertia about the cross-car neutral axis, and reduces its polar moment of inertia about the fore-aft axis” are a dead give away you’re reading a David Tracy article.

All of this speculation is wrong. It’s not a mid-engine Corvette, or a Cadillac.

Hopefully we can get a production Cien for once.

I started to say that Tracy should buy it, but it runs and drives.

“we were having about 20-25 drinks per day for each of us,”

I always thought this was the Jalop RV:

Many of us, in moments of weakness, will reach out to past flames. David Tracy reaches out to past Jeeps. I’m honestly not sure which is more unhealthy.

WTF is that, salad dressing?

Once you put a coffee can on the exhaust, too, prepare to see some serious shit.

That was last gen. I can make you vomit much quicker in the latest version

Build date 4/20/2016

Step 1: Find a salvage yard with a Jeep Grand Wagoneer.

Fixed.

BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

Camaro people: “What’s that? I can’t see it?”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Show me on the doll where the sand rail touched you.