I get the impression from comments here that capitalism and the law of supply and demand are Challenging concepts, and people would rather Charge ahead and Demonize the Intrepid guy who does understand them.

It’s passive-aggressive driving (note that second word there) . Driving smugly in the left lane because you feel you are within the law and nobody else matters causes everyone behind you to get angry and make unwise decisions. You are absolutely the cause, don’t try to pass the blame. Plus, it’s illegal in most…

the hazard is caused by driving in a lane meant for passing.

Just to clarify, it doesn’t matter if you’re doing 56 mph, or 87 mph. Don’t cruise in the passing lane.

Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one.

Maybe she tripped and fell into it. I have a similar story from one time when I was vacuuming naked.

She looks exhausted.

This. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who does something for a fucking living getting told how to do their job by some jackass, like if you know so much, get up here and put the rock in your truck yourself asshole.

I just shipped my pants

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

Also, how was he planning to get that out of the bed? Hand truck?

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

Everyone! Give a warm Jalopnik welcome to Mack Hogan, our summer intern. He comes from CNBC and he has takes. My god, does he have takes.

First Photo: Oh, man that is a sweet cop car ride Jimmy!

A cursory search on cars.com found 44 V8 1983-93 Mustangs for less than $10,000, many of which have less than 100,000 miles. And I can provide my own shotgun, thanks.

How does one get to that stage in their life?

$1.3 million? That’s a lot of Dino-ero!

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle: