The aftermath—buttermint candy littered all over the place—would make any kid ignore their parents’ warnings about playing on train tracks.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

I despise this:

All my other reservations about this aside, the simple fact that his ad includes pictures of multiple restaurants and apparently his dinner from the night he created the ad, but does NOT include a single picture of the interior of the camper portion of the vehicle is enough to disqualify this thing in my eyes. The…

He didn’t say no when she asked for a raise. He fired her. That’s not normal.

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

Too bad there wasn’t any room in the Toronado shelter.

I loaned out a Firebird match box in kindergarten, maybe 1st grade, during recess. Got it back all chipped up and covered in dirt. From that day it was “NOPE”.

If there’s no one around to notice is it also ok to kill someone? Or rob a bank?

I don’t get Jalopnik’s deal with Farrah. The guy drives like a mindless dickbag on public streets - way over the speed limit - and he’s a “friend of the website”. Anyone else does it and they’re virtually skinned alive and ridiculed like the fools that they actually are.

A fun story that didn’t make it into the article:

Opa told my dad, brother and me that the soldier who had given him a ride back in 1945 not only offered chocolate, but also the best Leberwurst (liverwurst) Opa has ever eaten.

It was so good, Opa said, that when he explored the world as a travel agent, he always kept…

DARTZ loses this round, as The Beast this year was installed with whale penis for its interior.

I’m inside at the moment, but I’m pretty sure my neighbors are throwing onions into a chainsaw again.

Heater as most people know if you just connect a hose to your exhaust and tape it into your drivers side window then that will take care of your heating needs.

Pronounce “bexar” without looking it up (its the name of the county that San Antonio is in).

This is great. David please forward me the contact information for the new owners. I am looking for a safe and quite place to have events for my motor loving friends. I am thinking a schedule like this. Hours would be 5 pm to midnight or later.

The only reason they could sell it is because it’s not a city street, it’s a parcel of private property owned by the HOA so they can have control over access. Live by the rules that were set up to make your neighborhood exclusive, die by the rules that were set up to make your neighborhood exclusive.

I would think homeowners might also be able to sue the Homeowner’s Association for negligence?