More like a Taj Gibson low-light reel

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

Kind of ironic that this ad campaign will be shot down because the NFL isn't happy that somebody is using their images without permission.

The worst is people talking about how they miss when NBA teams played defense and then in the next sentence wax poetic about the 80s NBA.

You get right the fuck out of here.

I can't wait until Russell Wilson gets caught with a prostitute.

Am I allowed to tell women what they can't/shouldn't wear now?

Airstream RVs have come a long way, baby.

Forget the injuries of Richard Sherman and Aaron Rodgera. Mason Crosby showed true grit making all those kicks with such a bad case of camel toe.

That take was muy caliente.

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

By that I mean I'm impressed he owned a car.

I feel really positive for all the Penn State alumni who will interpret this move as a validation of what they've claimed all along: That their hero was not the driver of a nefarious coverup, but was simply too much of a stupid pants-shitting old dullard to put the pieces together, realize what was going on, and take…

That sentence went The Distance.

It's pretty clear that there's a race barrier (or, I dunno, a race steep grade) for NBA coaches, but in this one instance, I think it's hard to definitively say that race was a factor.

Your tears, they taste so good.

He's holding the snake in a sort of hybrid position, a cross between how a human might hold another human lover, and how a musician might hold a saxophone.