Right, sure, ok but what the coastal elites don’t understand about middle americ

Haha I know. I saw the feeling himself part. I just wanted to know what occurred that wasn’t included in the story that involved him dunking on everyone.

CNN-et-al’s breathless coverage of his campaign legitimized it in the eyes of many moderate observers

Oh, my bad.

Oh, my bad.

Soccer refs are trained to be mean. I was at my kid's little league soccer game and the ref went off on a part of the crowd for complaining about a call. I wasn't paying attention to any of of it (because it was little league soccer, c'mon) and was talking to the dude next to me. Made the mistake at laughing at…

Why is Greg Anthony on the panel?

Chidi Ahanotu: "Until the sun came up" type of friend.

I am surprised that HCRP was not there to jump up and protect his prized QB. Should have mopped up the mess with his Power Towel. I am almost too ashamed to post this.

I haven't been dunked on, but I got chase down blocked from behind by a little Brazilian kid (we called him Brazil....because obvious). This kid could jump out of the gym. Probably 5'8" but could dunk.

I'm surprised he didn't get the foot rails painted.

Like I'm going to trust a guy from Tijuana to know anything about sledding. Snow, sure. Sledding, probably not.

Suspended, reinstated, and finally dismissed in the span of five days? That's decent, but still two days shy of the record.

This is a bit ahead of schedule—usually it's not until next month that Duke fans get mad while watching mid-major teams on TV.

Might not fit your parameters (which I'm not sure I understand), but this is dude's best verse ever:

This is probably the lowest moment in the long history of #wellactually.

As a new parent and also a Browns fan, I did the opposite and filed a restraining order to keep them away from my kid.

Please write more like this never.

"The kid lying on the floor knows what's up."

My wife puts ketchup on chicken all the time and I think I want a divorce.