The only thing that reminds me of that poem is Karlifornia:

Is QB Eagles also named as a plaintiff???

[Shoots link]
[Misses]
[Shoots link again]
[Misses]
[Shoots link again, despite coach waving wildly and screaming]
[Misses, accidentally tweets picture of genitals instead]

-JR Smith

Strippers know how much their time is worth. Which has to be more than these losers want to pay.

"Hey cutie, thanks for comi - Oh my god is there a fantasy football DRAFT in here? Haha, just a little 'erect nipple humor' for ya, but seriously, you replied to this Craigslist ad and we're seriously contemplating murder."

Some asshole is posting comments from your account. Just thought you should know.

In addition to scores, which a lot of people are calling for, I'd love to see more longform pieces. Also, yes, I'd love to see more female voices provided they aren't just relegated to writing about women's sports.

A bit of

What they said, but with scores on the top of the page so I didn't have to visit ESPN for the results and Deadspin to find out how I should think about the results.

I think your comments were wasted on 2Worlds, but I certainly appreciated the well thought-out posts.

>goes to IG because just had to look
>sees cover photos
>closes tab and cries silently to self

Have you considered that this may not be the right website for you?

It makes so much more sense, and creates so much more sexual tension, if you read these comments from the bottom to the top. Or as I call it, 'ass to mouth'.

I'm a big fan of Jammit. They have the original songs for a variety of artists where you can either isolate and slow down and listen to the guitar by itself or remove the guitar and play with the band. Plus, they give you tablature and music which scrolls along with the song. I have virtually all the songs by my…

Wow, I thought he only saw the world that way on the football field.

Maybe this will help you understand how it sounds: remember when people on Fox News suggested Trayvon Martin's hoodie was partly to blame for his murder? This is kinda like that.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

Good to see Marla Hooch make her return to Wrigley Field after all these years...

In "Seven Nation Army" Jack White sang, "And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding right before the Lord." You know who else was bleeding right before the Lord? The 40 people that got shot in Chicago over the weekend.