Oh, shit! You gonna take that, *cough*?

Great question, I'm glad you asked. The Boston "Massacre" was hardly a massacre at all. In fact, it did not receive that name until 1773 when pro-rebellion 'Sons of Liberty' writers needed to add additional fuel to the anti-British fire. Even the origins of the fight itself are not as sensational as the name would…

Why is there so much NBA stuff on deadspin and not hocke.?.....No just kidding fuck hockey.

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

"The Pacers are in a terrible place."

Shout out to the FilmDrunk Frotcast.

Do you think I can get this crocheted on a pillow in time for Mother's Day?

I had a huge knock-down-drag-out with my ex about overpopulation when she wanted to watch that atrocious 19 Kids and Counting or whatever the fuck they call that Fertile Myrtle show. I said it was outlandish and completely irresponsible to have that many children, and she countered with "yeah, but they take care of…

#strongtake

CSick19 edited his original post wherein he erroneously had Allen playing in the '07 Finals, so my attempt at comedy at CSick19's expense is quite effectively foiled. My comment might not have been funny, but viewed in its proper and original context, it displays at least some knowledge of basketball history. It…

And he's also quite a bit taller.

68000 tweets? I should introduce him to my parakeet

Pshh... Unplug the Ethernet cable. Come on now.

These discussions about the best player often revolve around quantity and efficiency of offense, but I think something that is forgotten with Chris Paul (although it might be represented in these stats, I mean in the discourse) is what a tremendous defender he is. While Lebron's on-the-ball defense is touted and he is…

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I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

As anyone who's worked in broadcasting knows you should always treat your mic as though it's hot. You're also supposed to point this out at every possible moment on every comment board available in order to prove that you're a huge asshole, that's the first thing they tell you in school.

BOO. I boo you

Is there a word for when a player tries to take a charge, only the ballhandler never actually makes contact, yet the defender hits the floor anyway?

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.