As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of…

I am pointing and laughing at you and your comment.

Yeah, the guy on the left's valid point is that it's humiliating, insulting and de-humanizing to have his life, culture and ancestry reduced to whatever that bullshit on the right is.

He has been in the news before

But he's filming in landscape.

If you're takeaway from this is "Man, that guy looks like an asshat in a widely distributed picture!" you're missing the point.

He's getting too old for this shit.

not usually. his hands are small and weak so it's hard for him to use the Shift key properly. also, his mother and i constantly remind him that it doesn't really matter when "all you're doing is babbling with some other rubes on the internet."

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

Best twitter account out there. I laugh every time.

He's going to rebuild his house, brick by brick.

Don't worry. If Richard Sherman has anything to say, Deadspin will let you know. Deadspin will make you know. DEADSPIN WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY YOU LITTLE TWAT

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I hope this doesn't re-ignite the west coast-middle of nowhere rap wars from the 90's.

This is basically every person in East Tennessee until Peyton left.

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

I feel bad for people who've wasted time trashing Dirk his whole career rather than enjoying someone who is a singular talent that we are unlikely to see again.

At what point in your life did you indicate that you preferred to be straight? If sexual orientation is a preference, not just a predisposition, then you must have chose. Did you press a button on the inside of mommy's birth canal shortly before you were propelled out? I'm curious.

My favorite Chilton story included Gibby Haynes from Butthole Surfers wreaking havoc, naked, shit-covered, tripping balls, and terrorizing the backstage of a Belgain music festival or some such thing.