No way. People are so dumb about computers that we had to start calling them Apps, because software was too heady of a concept, and these 5 people are the living embodiment of that reality: if you are calling 911 over FB being down then you definitely don't have the wherewithal nor the requisite skill set to…

How appropriate is it that in this, the season the NFL publicly outed itself as an unapologetic, clown shoes operation full of tone deaf mouth-breathers, the league has their most compelling match up in years and yet, the only two angles getting play is this and the ball-deflating bullshit? It's like the NFL wants you…

I think replicating it makes a little more sense if you're also running forward, since that movement generates counter momentum that makes the english on the dump off pass both more natural and necessary. Still a sick look.

I mean, this isn't even that hard of a joke to get.

At Vanderbilt. Says it right there in the headline.

You realize this comment is next to a teaser for a 10,000 word entry of nothing but poop stories, right?

Any minute now...

ref totally feelin' it around the 1:15-1:20 mark

Given that most of Florida's population is originally from NY, MI, PA, MA, etc, it's safe to say that plenty of Northerners are the Southerners of the South as well.

Was getting some work done on an arm once and the guy next to me had his daughter and her bf along with him. She was maybe 21 (maybe) and booked an appointment to get "Maneater". I'd be lying if I said I wasn't aroused*.

*trashy gals are my kryptonite

Thankfully, a tie-dyed Jay Bilas was around to remind the audience that Cake is a great band.

The point of protest is to raise awareness of an issue to the general public. The general public drives on roads and eats brunch. Math.

Try one more time.

Thank you Based God for protecting the Bay from this shit-show.

These aren't really solid examples that could or should be duplicated. The Grizz have been dogshit for the majority of their existence, and still haven't done anything that would justify announcing their arrival as a perennial contender. Houston has been average 1st Rd. playoff fodder for the bulk of Morey's reign,…

Well played.

Oh sweet Jesus. You really don't understand what's going on here do you? Please tell me your machine operating privileges are on permanent revocation. Otherwise I weep for the people in your neighborhood.

No, no, no... there's a perfectly good and imminently justifiable reason why everyone is piling onto you.