The big difference is that in my 20s I didn’t have any money but lots of free time. Now I have enough money, but no time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“we all age at the same rate”

“everyone’s phone is thinner and more expensive”

I thought the thumbnail was a pic of Ron Jeremy.

Do you ever wish your dad could love you as unconditionally as he loves this band?

I’m dreading the inevitable shift to Counting Rows.

There’s only one rational response to the end of the world.

OK, so the baby is a little man and then grows up to be a manbaby?

I often think that a lot of the reasons the men of the world are screwed up is at least partly thanks to the women who screwed up raising us.

I kissed a girl and I thought she liked it but upon reflection she feels pretty uncomfortable about it and oh god my career...

Seriously, the only way this could be more stereotypical is if they threw potatoes at each other.

Just looks like a normal Irish cultural interaction to me.

That sounds suspiciously close to the plot of Force Awakens anyway.

Why not? Disney and Ghibli are tight.

You know, I eventually did decide to try not being poor. So far I am enjoying it, but there are days when I miss cup noodles and dumpster diving for computer parts.

No Jezebel, I’m not going to compete with the professionals.

The thing that pisses me off about inaccurate use of the word “pedophile” is that it causes all sorts of issues mental health perception issues. Real pedophiles need encouragement to come out, seek help and be prevented from hurting children.

Weird Al?