South Africa, so big problem over here. 

The next part of the quoted sentence explains why I make that assertion. So I’m from the planet that reads whole sentences in context.

I was so close to owning one of these. Ready to pay the guy and everything and then his only other car got stolen a few days before we would have done the deal. I’m still sad about it.

It would be very cool to play as a camp gay soldier.

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Yeah, but religions care very much about science and politics and often meddle in it. There’s a long list of examples in human history and in contemporary society of this.

Are they a set of laws based upon arbitrary and completely unsupported religious beliefs? Because that’s what I thought they were. 

This is the golden age of dating in many way, since we have such powerful tools to find people that are most likely to be compatible with us, but the world is still stacked full of variables we can’t capture.

My wife and I both got HIV tests before sleeping together for the first time. It’s not romantic by any means, but very rational.

Sitting in my car on my way to and from work (soon this will be a thing of the past for me, going full freelance from home). Seriously, that’s 2 hours a day I’ll never get back. I try to make it somewhat worthwhile by listening to informative podcasts or discovering new music, but it’s a schlep.

Maybe Shaggy was hiding from a ghost in her closet.

I knew there was a reason your country is such a dumpster fire :P

Although ironically Keanu isn’t really white.

The Wachowskis are trans women and Chuck Palahniuk is gay.

If you experience sexual attraction to prepubescent children, seek therapy and learn constructive coping methods to avoid causing harm to others. Whatever is discussed between you and your therapist is confidential. Don’t let your mental disorder destroy your own life and that of someone else.

Nope. I got robbed of a few hundred dollars in my wallet a few years ago and have gone cashless since then. I only draw cash as a last resort.

I don’t know who you are, I just care that you’re a black bastard.

Also, could you ungrey me Bash? I don’t know why I suddenly went back to the greys after years of normal commenting as a non-grey.

In practice however, and regardless of app merits, even iPhone users end up using Whatsapp unless they refuse to communicate with anyone who isn’t using Apple phones. Which I’ll concede is possible.