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So you're saying there's a chance...?

Saw it described as the Happiest Plague on Earth.

To the folks who could not find it in their hearts to vote for Hillary in 2016:

I don’t get the first story in this article. Like the headline is mad that they’re taking attention away from a BLM protest because of something that isn’t even confirmed? So in frustration over 2 people that are getting more attention from the media than a protest you’re going to.... write an article about the 2

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It’s gonna be real weird for all my friends who have ever put their arms around me to learn that we are now in a relationship that we have publicly debuted.

Must have missed the red carpet they walked as they “debuted” their relationship. Spare me.

Seriously? It’s not like they held a press conference - they were simply living their lives/affectionate towards each other in public - which I’ve seen many non famous folks do at protests. How are we to know if it’s they’re “debut” out together, or the first time ppl noticed? We’re angry if celebrities are silent,

Sandy Hook and now COVID have proved Republicans don’t give 1/100th of a shit about dead kids. 

I don’t know if I agree. Americans have an empathy problem wherein an issue doesn’t concern them if it doesn’t effect them directly. School shootings fall very much into the “that wouldn’t happen in my hometown” line of hopeful thinking (also American brains are irreparably broken when it comes to guns). But the

The point would not be to tug at heart strings (America is a cold hearted bitch that doesn’t give a f about anyone but themselves so that was never going to happen), but to point out that a 6 year old is able to make a better decision about their health than the president and secretary of education of the United

That truck thing had to be all Trump’s idea. His campaign has raised more money than God, and they’re running it like an episode of Parks & Rec.

No doubt marriage is hard work in normal circumstances and even worse with fame. At what point does “hard work” become “too much work” though? My wariness of marriage stems from my parents “staying together for the kids”. Theres nothing wrong with going, “we had a good run” and calling it a day. People seem so

Aren’t there rumors that Trump wears diapers? A breakfast like that and he’ll have no trouble sharting today’s Pampers. 

It wasn’t safe for her to do so near the end of Obama’s term. Scalia died in February and the senate wouldn’t even hold a hearing for 12 months. How early would she have had to resign for them to allow Obama to replace her?

Joan is only employed here to irritate people for clicks. Let's be honest.

Does anyone know what time the said Sarah Paulson/Andy Cohen interaction happens on the video above?

Roberta E. Lee. What’s in a name?

It sickens me that likes and followers are the currency du jour.

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There’s definitely a big participatory part of it. I see ‘the kids’ at work do these dances and other things I’m too old to understand, and it seems that’s the big draw. Doing the thing, showing off you doing the thing, being part of the thing.