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I’m so here for this downfall because I hate his music and I’m fucking stoked I’ll never have to hear that garbage again. Makes sense, seeing how he’s a garbage person too.

Might be on purpose. Back in the day we had to create our own maps by hand. #getoffmylawn

Calling Lethal Weapon 3 relevant is an insult to relatively more relevant things, like youtuber drama, reality TV, annoying Rick and Morty fans, Bing Crosby, Shrek memes, the Lyndon Larouche movement, insisting that Carole Baskin really did kill her husband though, and the last time my cats took a shit. 

I fly the Stars & Stripes on our house BECAUSE the Right and MAGA chuds have been allowed to define what patriotism and love of country are, and I’m sick of it and I’m not going to let them define what the Flag means.

Hey AV Club, I’m not sure whether anyone reads these comments, but here’s the thing.

If you’re not delving into the Castilian language voice-over credits to comb for clues, are you really even paying attention?

She’s so fucking thirsty and always has been. I never understood why people were always gushing about her, she’s been annoying as fuck forever. 

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

damn, you just got scolded by a Chia Pet.

I think the video for “Outside” was such a kiss-off to those who thought “ooh, he got busted and now he’ll get his comeuppance!” He basically said “oh, you want out? Let me show you out!” while being deliciously petty in the process.

I adore him. I think he evolved as a person so beautifully, so profoundly. I was so saddened by his death. I know ppl ask who would you have a conversation with given the chance. They expect you to answer with a pop culture icon or important figurehead. All I can think about is George Michael and Dolores O’Riordan.

Yep. It’s a hit piece just to be a hit piece. The Gates Foundation has been investing a _lot_ of money into things that have the potential to improve quality of life for a lot of people. Drinking water, electric power, all sorts of things.

Yes, that, “I’m getting what’s mine” comment skeeved the hell out of me. Sounds like something an arrogant, entitled straight male would say. Gross. 

Excuse me> Janet , at the Premier event for her show, got on the mic and admitted... IN PUBLIC... to having sexual relationships with members of the cast and crew.

An executive producer sleeping with the help. While simultaneously demanding more money. Unethical and entitled.

Imagine for a minute how embarrassing this must have been for Angel Bismark Curiel (also, a 25 year old supporting actor going out with the 38 year old executive producer hmm) and Lady J and THEN tell me how great and powerful that speech was. She needs help and probably some accountability, not this gas up.

As with all Krysten Ritter projects, I’m only interested if a), Ritter appears on screen, and b), Ritter gives someone a Smackwich.

All leading up to the ultra-glamorous Ellamints Tour. 

I’m on Twitter simply for this kind of shit lol

People who pull a “fuck you, I’m leaving this cursed website!” tantrum and then immediately come back like “hi guys, didja miss me???” are among the most obnoxious, thirsty ass, annoying dorks on earth.

We all have at least one friend who does this this, and it’s just so fucking embarrassing. I already thought Chrissy

Gotta say... I’d probably watch Bareknuckle Garbage Barge Boxing on the TV.