I saw a video of him talking to the press. He took his mask off and his lips were bluish and he was swaying. He looked like shit and sounded short on breath. He said he was fine but he sure didn’t sound fine.

“Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has tested positive for covid-19"

Speaking as a white suburban women to other white suburban women: this is a good trend, but plenty of you still need to stop being assholes. Even if you’re bigoted enough to ignore this party’s depredations on other races and identities and...well, everyone who’s not Platonic white and suburban, even if you’re…

BURN IN HELL Kanye. You already have more than enough power/fame to satisfy your ridiculous narcissistic ego.

jackass Kristi is a farmer/rancher, right? She boasts “salt of the earth” and plays up that plain folk horseshit all the time. Kristi and folks that work her ranch would do anything & everything they could to keep their livestock healthy if HMD or any bovine respiratory disease cropped up. Hell, they would mandate…

What others do we have in names to quickly identify this type of woman and man?

This all does seem like a lot of words and a lot of agonizing over nothing.

Fuck Khloe Kardashian.

The only fascinating thing about the Kardashians is the surgeon who has the uncanny ability to give every member of the family the exact same features. There must be a mold or template that is in constant rotation as each one of them takes turns getting The Face. BTW, the old lady hasn’t been around for awhile. That…

Wonder if she’ll turn up dead in detention, too.

a big, expensive, yellow sign on Fifth Avenue, denigrating this luxury Avenue

If they were still alive I wonder if the store where she got them would accept returns. Unless they assume the lobsters having travelled with an influencer had all become assholes and ruined their meat taste with assholishness. 

If they need security, i know a couple folks

I don’t think we can blame him for the Kardashians; they were an act of God, like plague or locusts. However, I do blame Elton John for his entire musical catalogue, which has been forced on me by both radio and relatives, and not a single song of which has ever sounded good.

Eh, I’ve never heard of this documentary. It’s far more likely that the Kardashians are the fault of Kim’s friend Paris Hilton and The Simple Life with Nicole Richie, as well as MTV reality shows like the aforementioned Real World and The Hills.

Bold statement he may have unleashed the Kardashians on the world.

It probably did pave the way for the Kardashians’ empire. But in Elton’s defense: he’s an interesting and talented person. The Kardashians are the human embodiment of “Step 1. _____, Step 2. ?????, Step 3. PROFIT!” I still can’t understand why anybody is interested in watching scripted motions of rich people being…

Meanwhile in NYC...

There was all the Obama — there’s a riot, and he has a beer at the White House with some criminal, to listen to him. Wasn’t having a beer with the police officers. So we said, “We’re on your side. We’ve got your back, you got our thanks”

Honestly y’all this is a really bad take. It seems like she definitely could have done more due diligence about the appropriate chain of command that should be followed before accepting an animal into her rescue. But that dog *couldn’t walk*. She was severely malnourished, covered in excrement, and had a badly…