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Yeah, no, I cannot compute feeling “ire” at ever seeing a little girl who looks like this or having the nerve to compare this hairstyle—which looks like the girl just got out of soccer practice for fuck’s sake—to minstrel imagery.

Uh-huh. I guess I missed your advocacy against the carceral state on all the Aunt Becky posts.

In an alternate reality, Kimye got destroyed by a pack of antelope. I’m kinda interested in peaking in on that universe.

“I don’t associate with people who do shitty things, I do shitty things myself!”

I, too, lay awake at night worrying that shitty, violent people may have to face some consequences for their shitty, violent actions.

“What worries me is how this might affect her own legal battle over a strip club brawl back in August 2018.”

Just for the record, one of his opponents recently set up a billboard telling people to “Say No to Mass Immigration,” and has repeatedly posed for pictures with racist groups and a Holocaust denier.

Which begs the question: is she an Animorph?

“We need to not have the right kind of Democrat and the wrong kind of Democrat. We need to just be like, ‘You’re a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We’re going to the mall’”

“...making up with Katy Perry”

Hey Bey! So sorry you didn’t win. Was Kanye not allowed in to stan for you?

Aha, that explains that song!  “Billy don’t you lose my number” was inspired by Phil’s assistant, who misplaced the ex’s phone number, right?

Right?? I haven’t watched either program, but that line in the article pinpointed my exact problem with Beyonce’s rabidly insane fanbase: they shit all over other artists’ contributions in order to prop her up.

I found Homecoming too self centered and wrapped up in this godly, perfect, non critical image of Beyonce. If you aren’t a hardcore Bey fan is pretty unswallowable.

Wow I can’t imagine having this level of commitment to a fucking influencer...jesus christ are you ok?

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Back then, it was a mild scandal when she couldn’t name a single periodical that she read regularly. Now we have a President that can barely read or speak. Dear fucking God with lowering the bar, people. 

Just generally being Alaskan trailer trash.