Gradually Sharon Osborne is turning into Glen Close.

My favorite Beaches scene is Otto von Titsling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And I find that very startling from a group of people that claim to be the champions of women empowerment.

Hmmm. You mentioned “common sense” and yet you admit to smoking for 20 years and now vape. JS.

It feels as though, with Rich’s “articles”, we’re watching in real time as someone assembles the portfolio of crassly abusive and arguably homophobic opinion pieces that, some years from now, will be presented as supporting evidence in articles on sites just like this demanding his public shunning...

Exactly. Blows me away (no pun intended) that they, as journalists, can be best known for getting collectively ground to dust over Hulk Hogan’s special Coke can and STILL not get this.

Honestly, and what are all the fucking idiots who are desperate to know even going to do with that information? Say you find out that this Troy fellow tops/bottoms/both. Now what? It’s useless info and has no bearing on anything. So dumb.

Finally, a priest I can really get behind.

“a beach house, travel, dining, and spending on adult men...”

Miley does seem like a bit of a shithead, but if she distracts Jezebel at large from their favorite transphobic shithead Cardi B, then I’m kinda O.K. with it?  I know--it’s a low bar, but I’ll take what I can get.

Warren has pulled ahead in national polls now, sweeping past Bernie Sanders. She is now in second. Go Liz Go!

All that money and she still looks like she’s one tornado away from losing her doublewide and her stash of Keystone Light empties.

This is seriously the best thing I have ever read on Jezebel. 12/10

Precious memories, how they linger.

I met a queerpunk art freak dude at the Ramrod in Boston back in the 90’s. His name was Luther. Red flag right there.

All he’s doing is moving the grift to a new crowd. Don’t ever be fooled by these types. Leave them to rot. 

I didn’t say it wasn’t, just that it’s use is only acceptable when it’s not pejorative.

On the plus side, ScarJo is literally half-Danish.

God, ScarJo absolutely would lip sync to Beyonce, wouldn’t she?

I once gave a lift to an Australian Army Sergeant. As he got settled into my truck I asked him, “So, where are you from?”