He calls it filing for Wedding Bankruptcy.

As sassy as chewing gum stuck to your shoe.

Looks to me like President Trump has released his official portrait.

And you can write and tell your friends about it with your BIC ‘for her’ pen.

The selling point was the beetroot. A traditional Aussie burger (burger with the lot) has beetroot, pineapple, egg, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, onion, tomato sauce (we don’t call it ketchup), and mustard. And funnily enough, you buy a ‘burger with the lot’ from your local Fish n Chips place...

So unlike the transubstantiation, virgin birth, walking on water, turning of people into pillars of salt etc, this is all based on a lie? Who would have thought?

Pence’s People are looking into a response to your post. Options they are considering:

Prove it at the mid-terms. Please.

Are they also going to bust people wearing Ivanka’s knock-off shoe collection?

Ironically she has taken up cyber bullying as her cause. Whether she is for it or against it is yet to be seen...

Come to Melbourne, Australia. We are considered coffee snobs by the rest of the country but the fact is we love good coffee and have it readily available everywhere.

I was disappointed at Michael C. Hall’s attempt at speaking like JFK. He should stick to playing serial killers rather than serial philanderers.

It’s “Charisma, Uniquness, Nerve, and Talent” that you need to be successful.

I wonder if they’ll Keep It Kardashian and have Kylie Cosmetics as a sponsor?

Or they’re just lazy and need to get off the computer games and get outside.

Pretty sure you missed the sarcasm in Mortal’s post.

Oh... America.

He is the vocal equivalent of drinking gin, by yourself, on a rainy day.

I just call him ‘Irrelevant’.

I’m now at the point where I’m just like “Glad I live in Australia. This is an internal US problem and I’m all out of fucks to give.”