“And Rita Ora is very fretching.”

To be fair, Ryan Seacrest is just as much in the running to be the cable antichrist.

According to Donna Karan, the animals were asking for it... all that sexuality and sensuality of fur.

I always said that if I was going to branch out into rap that I would take the name “Snicker’s Wrapper”.

Shapewear? We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying.

What do his bravado and teeth have in common?

In Australia:

Sounds like just the thing for the budding serial killer we all have in our lives- a jar to store beheaded wildlife in.

Ok, I’m now doing Meghan Markle drag for Halloween in the hope of fooling Prince Harry. I just hope he chooses ‘trick’, because the trick will be me!

Nice to hear about a new species being discovered rather than going extinct. But I’m sure we’ll kill this species off pretty quickly like we do with most others.

Fallen Angel Cake would be good to prefer as well.

Meghan will now be starring in the Scottish spin-off of ‘Suits’;

Just baked cheese and rosemary scones. Already eaten 3 before they even cooled down.

Sorry Seth, but it’s Y’ALL. It’s a contraction of ‘you all’.

Stop being so popular then. 😉

That happened in the latest episode.

Thanks. That would make sense as in a later episode he gets a large chest tattoo.

Does anyone else find it weird that Cassidy had a hairy chest in Season 1 but in Season 2 it’s waxed? And his tattoos are different?

Trump just sees a sea of Ivankas

What? False advertising. I expect these products to made of 100% bees owned by Bert.