Scary that this happens, and it’s not just in America. We had a similar situation here in Australia where cops pretty much tortured a kid who was in a ‘spit hood’.

Eggplant porn is such an underrated kink. 🍆

I believe this is now called the Putin School of Portraiture.

We have sexting now. Who needs nude paintings when you can use an oil painting filter in Prisma on any photo? Or put a deer nose and ears on your tasteful naked selfie in Snapchat?

If Rinsed is the leaker, he now has a great opportunity to spill the tea.

Doughnut is the original spelling but donut is now acceptable.

Poor Michelle. Always a distant third...

...just like Kylie Minogue, who discovered acting during her 20 year break between albums, and won an Oscar for her portrayal of Cammie in Street Fighter.

I am sooooo happy spending money on a maid twice a week.

To be fair, as soon as he took Office, no one actually considered him ‘leader of the free world’. That role is being played by Angela Merkel.

One more reason to avoid Texas.

I asked around and was told that a lip brush is best. Apply a dot to the centre of your lip, then spread outwards. Q-tips are not fine enough.

According to my drag queen friends, Lip Tar has amazing staying power, colour density, and doesn’t make your lips chapped. Maybe one of the Oranges (Banjee?) would suit?

What a lovely post. So nice to see respectful people for a change and recognition given to those who are making this world a nicer place.

“Insufficient interest”.

More like the “ugly sandal”.

“People like to complicate fashion,” he adds of the hoo-ha over whom they dress and what they say. “But I feel free. I respect everyone, and I love to express my opinion.”

Kris Kardashian to every daughter - “Too much? Never. Think of body modifications like Instagram followers and tv ratings. The more you get, the greater my income, err I mean ego, err I mean the merrier.”

A star for the Jerry Blank reference.

Because erectile dysfunction is still covered even though it should be a pre-existing condition. His blue pills are cheap which means he can keep fucking the poors.