A connoisseur of wine. Don’t you have spellcheck?

It’s still depressing to hear his shit when you live in another country. Trust me.

Let’s not forget their stance for traditional marriage and that gays should not have children. These two have screwed up ideals.

I’m getting the feeling that this may not prove true. Just sayin’

My predictions for new shows:

Thirst. Extreme thirst.

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.

Is that near your mother’s bedroom?

The problem is that a Trump is a pile of shit, not a piece of shit.

Seems like a new update and it’s completely screwy. I can’t even click on responses to my comments made by others so that I can read them. It just sends me to the top of the article.

I just caught a wild Blissey. I’m still in shock.

Call me when A-Rod cheats with Ivanka and J-Lo takes a stand with This Woman. Until then I’m not interested.

Can Michelle Obama Please be our President.

Sounds more like a shitty TV version of a GoFundMe page to me.

So the acting Ambassador to China quit. Does Newt Gingrich have another mistress?

Are we sick of winning yet?

Well aren’t you just a fucking hero? I’d tell you where you are wrong, but others have already done so.

You’re one up one me. I don’t even know which one is Jeremy Meeks.

Demand for eels has exploded on the Chinese market..

He can use all these emoticons outside of greed and maybe lust: